1.
There once was this druggie named Creighton
Gave his friend some coke, then ran when he started shakin’
s.7 He cried!
but he was denied
‘Reasonable Foresight’ so he was denied

2.
There once was this old guy named woo
Came down with a terrible flu
Mercier said “Buy!”
and Allan said “Aye!”
Too bad the contract was subject-to!

3.
There once once this man named Athey
got in a terrible car accident dear me
The doctor said stretch
damages he did fetch
and now he’s as wealthy as can be!

via David Meagher of Blah Blah Blaw Blog