As a sequel to Law is Stupid Too, we present 17 ridiculous laws still on the book, via Huffington Post:

1. In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK)
2. In Maine, It’s Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14
3. In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder
4. In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three People At A Time
5. In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitutes In State Prisons
6. In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have Personalized Plates
7. In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In Any Bar Or Restaurant
8. In Alaska, Waking A Sleeping Bear For A Photo Opportunity Is Strictly Forbidden
9. In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces
10. In South Carolina, You Must Be 18 Years Of Age To Play A Pinball Machine
11. In Michigan, Anyone Over Age 12 May Own A Hand Gun As Long As He/She Has Not Committed A Felony
12. In Idaho, It Is Illegal For A Man To Give His Sweetheart A Box Of Candy Weighing More Than 50 lbs
13. In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can’t Last More Than Five Hours
14. In Connecticut, It’s Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands
15. In Louisiana, There Is A $500 Fine For Instructing A Pizza Delivery Man To Deliver Pizza To A Friend Unknowingly
16. In Ohio, It Is Illegal To Get A Fish Drunk
17. In Arizona, It’s Illegal To Own More Than 2 Dildos