A man has has accepted a substantial settlement for his injuries after he ventured too close to a stripper’s spiked heel during a lap dance. Michael Ireland claimed the stripper’s heel punctured his eye socket…

Via the Pan-Arabian Enquirer: JEDDAH: Saudi officials yesterday unveiled plans for a dedicated residential resort set to house deposed dictators, and rolled out the carpet for more of the world’s despots who might be forced…

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

You’d better watch out, You’d better not cry, You’d better not pout; I’m telling you why. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. He’s bugging your room, He’s reading your mail, He’s keeping a file And…

In the year 2010,  the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Canada and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and overpopulated and I see the end of all flesh before…

Drinks were thrown and blood was spilt when two blondes clashed in a bar about who looked best in a silver dress, a jury has been told. Read more at, Two blondes, one dress –…