If you received a Valentine’s Day card in the mail yesterday, and you’re not exactly sure who it’s from, this might be of interest to you:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope had hearts all over it.
The man then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over the envelopes.
His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why would you want to do that?”
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
