When Lawyers Get Married

A: “… You can’t say that, it’s inadmissible!”
B:  “Oh yeah? Well guess what else is inadmissible from now on?!”
A:  “No way! When you married me you created a categorical exception”
B:  “Who cares! Under a principled approach I can tell you that you are neither necessary nor RELIABLE!”
A:  “We’ll see, you’ve never been disappointed with my probative value before …”
B:  “That was before! Lately your ‘performance’ has had nothing but a prejudicial effect”
A:  “I don’t believe you! I can easily call your sister to boost my credibility”
B: “My sister?”