Craigslist: Law Degree for Sale

By: Contributor · March 2, 2010 · Filed Under Humour · 3 Comments 

Here’s a real ad from the SF-Bay area on Craigslist,

After several years of practicing law with a bunch of nerds in Silicon Valley I have come to the conclusion that my law degree is useless and I don’t want to be a lawyer anymore. Though I spent over $100,000 on it I am willing to sell it for the bargain basement price of $59,250, which is the current value of my remaining student loan balance.

This priceless collectible will permit you to be surrounded by hobby-less assholes whose entire life is dictated by billing by the hour and being anal dickheads. Additionally, this piece of paper has the amazing ability to keep you from doing what you really want to do in life, all in the name of purported prestige and financial success. Finally, girls in the Marina will swoon with retarded thoughts of sugar daddy when they hear you went to XXX prestigious law school and are a lawyer.

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3 Responses to “Craigslist: Law Degree for Sale”

  1. ck on March 2nd, 2010 11:08 pm

    So that explains how Orly Taitz got her law degree.

  2. Tyler on March 3rd, 2010 12:09 pm

    Classic! That has to be the most hilarious thing about getting a degree, I have heard in awhile. Mostly the truth too. I wonder if it was actually boughten by someone.

  3. Annon on March 3rd, 2010 1:19 pm

    Sour grapes fail.

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