Comments on: Chuck Norris’ Tears Don’t Cure Cancer

By: blaw

blaw — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:20:12 +0000

This just in:

Chuck Norris’ lawyer also represented Guy ritchie in his divorce against Madonna. Madonna’s lawyer also represented her in divorce proceedings against Sean Penn. Sean Penn’s lawyer is also representing the actor to recover funds lost to Bernard Madoff, who also defrauded…

…Kevin Bacon.

By: Marnie Tunay

Marnie Tunay — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:05:51 +0000

Here’s another fact for the sequel: Chuck Norris takes himself waaay too seriously.
(And his lawyer may contact me via my web-site for an address to serve notice of a law-suit.)

By: Lawrence Gridin

Lawrence Gridin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:10:46 +0000

And the only legal remedy Chuck Norris recognizes is the roundhouse kick to the face!

By: Will McNair

Will McNair — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:47:50 +0000

I’m surprised he would seek recourse to the legal system, since the only jurisdiction Chuck Norris recognizes is Chuck Norris.

By: David Shulman

David Shulman — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:37:46 +0000

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

By: rww

rww — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:17:30 +0000

Remember folks, every time you tell a Chuck Norris joke to send him a penny in royalties unless you want to be sued.

By: David Shulman

David Shulman — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:30:26 +0000

One of the most important cases of our time.