Beans, beans, the magical fruit / The more you eat, the more you go to jail.

A 12-year old boy attending Stuart’s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School in Martin County, Florida, was arrested November 4, 2008, by a member of the county Sheriff’s Office, after a teacher said that he had “deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class” and had turned off the computers of his classmates.

He was then criminally charged with “disruption of school function.”

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“The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known.”

– Charles Evans Hughes

“Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.”

– Jonathan Swift, A Critical Essay upon the Faculties of the Mind, 1707

About the Author

David Shulman
David Shulman holds a B.A.(hons.) from Queen’s University, having majored in Philosophy and minored in History. There, he founded, and was the editor-in-chief of, a successful student academic magazine called Syndicus. The magazine still publishes regularly, and has interviewed such intellectually and socially noteworthy individuals as Noam Chomsky, Arthur Erickson, and Peter Mansbridge. At present, he occasionally advises the current editors. David also holds an M.A. from École des Hautes Études en Sciences Sociales (EHESS), with a specialization in Analytic Philosophy (“PHILMASTER”). His studies and thesis focused on Philosophy of Language and Logic. He is currently a first-year law student at the University of Windsor. His interests include social justice, analytic philosophy, French language, politics, reading, writing, editing, squash, and paintballing.

1 Comment on "Beans, beans, the magical fruit / The more you eat, the more you go to jail."

  1. Headline should’ve read, “Beans Beans the musical Friut/ The more you eat the oranger your suit LOL”

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