Why You Should Never Steal a 1L’s Laptop

By: Law is Cool Contributors · November 19, 2008 · Filed Under Humour ·

You might end up looking like this:

The laptop contained four months of case notes. In a frantic frenzy, the law student ripped the bat from the attacker and retaliated to retrieve his “baby.”

h/t Torwoli Dzuali at UofO Law

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